Quick! Quick! Hit the search engines!
The names of 116 MI6 agents have been leaked onto the Internet.
It was the day of freedom of speech, where the little
man could rise up and expose the evil puppeteers for the
tools of political deception that they really are.
It was time for the worm to turn, the mouse to roar, and
the monkey to smear lard upon the face of the organ grinder.
A vast army of freedom fighters leapt at the chance to
turn the tide; not thinking of their own shallow egos or
the chance to claim to have done something, they tirelessly
sought out the list on the internet, copied it multiple
times, and passed it on to fellow comrades of the cause.
There was the odd comic moment though. Despite the request
for the media not to release the details of the website,
the over obliging intelligence cosy BBC managed to unintentionally
link its news site to the list of names posted on a message
board on the website of MI5 renegade Ian Shayler.
But what did these freedom fighters
really prove? They proved they could manage basic PC Skills
such as copy and paste text. And also the ability to append
huge reams of 'Kevin Costner JFK courtroom style garbage
about the freedom of individuals against the all powerful
evil government' to the end of the message.
They sit behind their screens wearing their pathetic Che
Gevara T-shirts, pretending to be intelligence experts
just because they have a poster of Scully hanging above
their soiled beds.
The Secret Services perform their services
in secret, the clues in the name there quite blatantly.
If the secret services have to publish a full business plan
and mission statement down at the local library before every
operation, it's going to hamper their efforts and could
undermine their security slightly.
The amount of disinformation and security means that no-one
will really ever find out what they are up to. The internet
revelation group seeking to expose the spooks plague the
online newsgroups with whole herds of mad theories about
what the governments are up to. Who reads these messages?
Just the extremists and the spooks themselves. So what
sort of expose is that anyway?
Sure, most of the governments on this
planet are probably up to all sorts of hair raising schemes
that would sicken even the most public school of rugby captains,
but what can we do about it? Leave the spies to spook each
other and just relax. There are more than enough things
being monitored nowadays to create an unmanageable deluge
of intercepted 'junk mail' in prying ears. Best way to fight
back? Just live your life to the full and add to the noise.
By shouting about every conspiracy under the sun, you just
draw attention to it and detract from its credibility.
So stop wearing out the copy/paste keys on your keyboard
and quit the Kevin Costner courtroom garbage, you probably
sound more like Ally McBeal anyway. Make a noise... make
your own noise.
The
MI6 List:
But if you really want the full list -- there are over 180
MI6 Agents throughout Britain and Northern Ireland, all
of which are listed with addresses, phone numbers and even
a small map. You're
just a couple of clicks away.
