BROKEN EGGSHELLS
February 2001

At the end of an alleyway in London, a dark blue Jaguar is found neatly parked into an inconveniently placed brick wall. There is no sign of the driver, or any clue as to who they were.

Meanwhile, a group of cynics who are fed up with how futile the world has become decide to payback society in a series of the most bizarre and pointless terrorist attacks ever. The world's media attempt to discover if there is any link between these two incidents, or a link between any of a number of random incidents they overheard being discussed down the pub at lunchtime.

There are so many funny scenes it would take forever to list them all (well, 396 pages anyway).
Booklore, 30th June, 2001

Remarkably fast -paced... I haven't read a book like it at all.
CrossTalk Magazine, Summer 2001

PULLING POWER
March 2002

EARTHQUAKE HOSPITAL SUICIDE SHOCK. c

A group of patients rescued from the earthquake in California were discovered carrying out a bizarre suicide pact yesterday.

By listening in on staff discussions the four had discovered that all of them needed a heart transplant in order to survive, but only one heart was available. Not wanting to leave the decision in the hands of others they began a twisted game of chance, in order to decide who received the heart.

"It was a temporary ward," explained Dr. Bowndes. "There was a mass of wires on the floor that powered the radios, lamps, ECGs and ventilators by their beds. They went round, in turn, pulling out one plug at a time. They had no idea what was plugged in where - it was Russian Roulette with power plugs."

The nurse who discovered the aftermath described it as 'like something out of a horror movie.'

FULL STORY INSIDE...

This book is a little like a Turner Prize winning piece of art... weird but engrossing.
Booklore, 1st June, 2002

Well written and totally gripping, it keeps the reader holding on to each page until the end. A fantastic read!
Bookreview Cafe, October, 2003