Scathing face wipes! It isn't here!

Yes, we know, we know. We really should have had our online quoting system all live and shiny by the time of the website launch, but we didn't. What can we say?

Yes, fair enough, go ahead and call us a bunch of half-baked backwards monkey huggers, but that really won't help the situation.

In the meantime, as we have this lovely empty page just sitting here, we may aswell explode a few common myths about tsetse flies.

• tsetse flies did not invent flip flops
• tsetse flies are not colour blind when doing algebra
• tsetse flies are not tax deductable in France
• tsetse flies have only ever made one successful moon landing
• Although the name 'Blodwin' is a very popular among tsetse flies, they will never use the name twice within 3 generations
• It is still illegal to send tsetse flies across the border into the US from Mexico by post, though they can be emailed
• A swarm of tsetse flies can eat a canoe in under 5 minutes